Randy Jones

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."

by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

Mike Jones

A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."

Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*

by KGthaKid September 17, 2008

Dirty Jones

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.

Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.

by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

Jonbeneting

When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.

"Do you think Tiger really WANTED to play golf, or was he jonbeneted into it?"

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Rashida Jones

Rashida Leah Jones is an American actress. She is also a writer and producer. Rashida is widely known for her role as Ann Perkins on the NBC comedy TV show, Parks and Recreation.

Rashida Jones is a successful woman.

Rashida Jones is my favorite actress!

by MemberofTeamLisa August 1, 2019