Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

Giraffe-Jockey

A short man with a tall girlfriend

A Giraffe-Jockey would be like Sylvester Stallone and Bridget Nielson

by Stefano Morandin October 14, 2008

mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

pod jockey

derogatory term for djs who use ipods instead of vinyl.

"he's just a pod jockey. anyone can do that."

by luluvoodoo December 15, 2008

cutlass jockey

A black person. Y'all know all black folks drive Cutlass Supremes. Very similar to camel jockey.

Yo, that cutlass jockey rollin a fat blunt, lets go smoke with that nigger.

by Future Slave Owner May 11, 2008

Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.

1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.

by Lebeaux March 18, 2010

Camo Jockey

Racial slur towards people of Middle Eastern ethnicity. This is going by the assumption that all Muslims are the militant, and are always seen wearing camoflauge uniforms.

1. Osama Bin Laden is the biggest camo jockey in the world.
2. That camo jockey Abul at our school is obviously a terrorist.

by someguy73 February 5, 2007