jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Jewish Sausage

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.

"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"

by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012

Jeanisha

Only the greatest and awesomest friend anyone could ever ask for. She's so nice and someone u can always talk to. She's kind and smart and one of a kind.

Wow she's so nice she must be a jeanisha

by Guadmaster August 28, 2017

Jewish Sparkle

Someone who possesses a charm that only comes with being jewish

Person 1: Frankie sure is charming
Person 2: She sure does have that Jewish Sparkle, that's for sure.

by MooTheJew November 20, 2016

jewish troll

Jacob Sproat…. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

by Murican American April 10, 2015

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

jerish

Jerish is the coolest person that you will know. She is cute and have good cheeks to squeeze. She is short but she like being short. If you compliment her or say something deep about her she would blush. She has that smile that would warm your heart. If you keep. It's worth it. Sometimes she is "stupid", it's that stupid that is funny and cute to see and hear.

You are my Jerish :)

by Bæmond July 4, 2016