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religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.

Atheist: uh-

Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021

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When you see a nice body or something very tragic

1. Jesus that ass is fat.
2. Jesus man no one should die that way.

by jamezey October 8, 2021

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biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.

Jesus is a big lying bitch.

by culurful October 16, 2021

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Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-

I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-

by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021

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An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY

JESUS HAS A FATTY

by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021

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