A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
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their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
by froyos October 21, 2019
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Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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