Jam Dick January is much like Destroy Dick December and No Nut November but this one is painful. It is when you smash your nuts on something and masturbate while doing it.
by Bic Pencils December 6, 2018
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by Cqueso December 18, 2019
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by Darthaustime January 12, 2020
Get the Jiggle jugs January mug.Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 20th of January
Gf: what’s that?
Bf: let your gf rail you day
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 20th of January
Gf: what’s that?
Bf: let your gf rail you day
by Jake Scarff February 2, 2021
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2: thanks, its your birthdate too, happy birthday
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by chinchin99cm November 24, 2021
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by katie🤩 November 19, 2019
Get the January 9th mug.Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu
Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH
uwu this is so wholesome
Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH
uwu this is so wholesome
by Dat one weeb UwU October 26, 2019
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