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Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011
mugGet the Traffic Jammug.

jam hell

Where jelly goes after it goes bad.
Snoop Dog went to jam hell after eating spoiled jelly.
by Beavis Bungwipe May 13, 2005
mugGet the jam hellmug.

traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.
I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.
by chuckgregory February 24, 2010
mugGet the traffic jammingmug.

Day Jam

when a high school kid's parents are gone for the day but will return at night, he will have a day jam. It is a party during the day. Usually people will smoke pot or drink.
Dude, are you going to Joey's day jam?" "Nah dude i cant i got a football game.
by bungmonkey February 23, 2011
mugGet the Day Jammug.

brain jam

a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.
The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.
by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012
mugGet the brain jammug.

knob jam

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
mugGet the knob jammug.

get jammed

expression to indicate in a more polite fashion to go fuck themselves. It is best used with close friends or family to show your displeasure with them without cursing
Sister: You didn't do you chores
Brother: Whats it to you? Get jammed!
by shabbasjammer August 25, 2010
mugGet the get jammedmug.

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