Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.

"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B

by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014

itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

itch and sniff

when someone itches themselves in their genitals then is curious of what it smells like so you smell your fingers afterwards

oh my lord!! i just saw Julia itch her vagina then smell her fingers!! we should call her itch and sniff

by yung savage grl February 17, 2018

Itchb

Pig latin for bitch
Pronounced itch-buh

Lauren is such a itchb

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Itchy-Tuckey

When a transgender female (biological male) gets an itchy rash on her/his genitalia due to tucking her/his genitalia between her/his legs for too long.

Buffalo Bill had a bad case of the itchy-tuckey.

by TBone Capone 1776 August 5, 2020

Ninja Itch

An itch that you can not find.

For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".

by Karimuru March 28, 2010

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011