Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Get the Meth Bear mug.When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
Get the Bears nap mug.Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.
by FinnishBear August 21, 2022
Get the Finnish Bear mug.We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 1, 2020
Get the Tits on a bear mug.Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.
by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021
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