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Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.
I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.
by brown bear79 October 12, 2013
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Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.
Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!
by Mkenz December 5, 2022
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.
Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.
by FinnishBear August 21, 2022
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Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 1, 2020
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Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.
I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole
by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021
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