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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
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Maile

1. Can be a name of someone that is nice and sometimes mysterious. Is a great friend and smart.
2. Is a rare leaf that is used in lei making.
hey Maile, your such a nice friend!
Go into the forest and fetch me a Maile leaf, it's ok if you can't find it.
by Candel'ite X_X July 8, 2020
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He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.
Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."
by AppleBlack June 26, 2019
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p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.
What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.
by JPK11 January 25, 2009
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Pink Mail

A form of blackmail where the female uses her vagina as leverage to get what she wants. Can also be used with bussies (a boy vagina).
Yo I can't believe that Victoria blackmailed Mr. Jefferson to win the contest

No gurl, you're wrong she pink mailed him

Ya, what a slut
by Cax_Maulfield May 12, 2018
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You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.
You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.
by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023
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v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.
"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."
by een January 3, 2009
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