Pinch Illini

A slang for a dick

I shook my Pinch Illini off after taking a piss

by Save America January 07, 2023

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 02, 2011

pinch ass

someone that you see and you want to pinch the persons ass

this guy has a pinch ass face

by kaka23 January 04, 2024

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin

I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now

by Holmie G November 17, 2014

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin March 01, 2023

pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 03, 2011