internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.

Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.

by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013

internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life

mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome

by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn

Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight

by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017

Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE

Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE

by Phibun July 25, 2020

Internet gangsta

Trying to look hard thru a screen usually because they are hoping to gain the respect that they lack in their real life.

Damn that Athena sure is a internet gangsta

by Mrgoodguy August 27, 2021