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Wus Hat

a wus hat is when you get a stuffed animal taped to your head and have to wear it for an extended period of time because you are a real big wus.

First introduced and coined in 1991 in Episode 9 of Salute Your Shorts when Budnick placed Harry the Hippo on Michael's head in the nurse's office because he was being a real bitch.
This guy is a pussy, let's give him a wus hat.
by Budnick's Mullet February 1, 2009
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cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair
Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat
by super rogers September 8, 2008
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Peter Hat

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 9, 2014
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Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"
by putholian aholian July 20, 2008
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shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump
Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!
by Crusty lips August 20, 2016
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De-hat

To take off someone's hat or to take your own hat off
Hey Joey are you going to de-hat yourself for the national anthem or are you going to be disrespectful?
by Bevinkrown February 6, 2010
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Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 26, 2012
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