morning gorey

When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.

Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.

by stusx10 May 25, 2018

Morning Reveler

A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.

The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!

by BennieBoyTV September 3, 2019

morning attitude

The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake

Sorry I was rude earlier today, I just woke up with a bad morning attitude

by SuziiiieQ April 1, 2017

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

Morning Gravy

After eating a healthy dose of Indian food usually involving a Vindaloo. The deposit left in the lavatory the morning after is morning gravy.

God dam Mike! flush that morning gravy

by PadgfrflaPds May 8, 2017

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

by XxEmoxX July 6, 2017

morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017