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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

An open invitation to shoot them in the head. Seriously, if you know someone who says this passive aggressively, they consent to being jumped and curb stomped.
Tiktok girl: "Well actually... Hope this helps🥰"
Any moral and upstanding human being: *puts her down like a fucking dog*
Any moral and upstanding human being: *puts her down like a fucking dog*
by Bowser Enthusiast August 3, 2024

One of the hardest things to ask for, but also one of the most important things to ask for. Help can be hard and may require multiple attempts to gain but you can do it! Help is assistance someone or something that is able to guide, or provide a benefit or solution to your issue or problem. Help can be asked for and when given can provide knowledge or even happiness or sometimes can change a person's life forever.
"Excuse me sir, may I ask for your time. I need help getting up these stairs."
"Yeah of course, no problem."
"Yeah of course, no problem."
by Algorithmic_Literature July 27, 2023

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.
Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

by splorux May 18, 2021

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
