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pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
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black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
by vsco peanut November 5, 2019
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Rat Friday

Rat Friday is a day where Rat's from all across the world come together to celebrate being a Rat

This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise

Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
Person 1 :Hey is it Rat Friday?

Person 2 :yeah

Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo

I can't wait until Rat Friday

Rat Friday is the best Friday
by Rivaljellyfish4 October 9, 2022
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Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
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Friday the 17th

O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.
Friday the 17th
by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023
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stunna friday

the day you look as hot as you can, the day you wear your best gear,jewelry,clothes, dress to impress day
by MYHAAW May 14, 2011
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executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
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