Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
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Human Chanel

Hailing from BLACKPINK, Jennie Kim a.k.a Human Chanel for her expensive fashion style.
" Did you see what Jennie wore last week she can make anything look expensive, Human Chanel indeed."
by Jensetter123 December 20, 2020
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Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.
"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."
by Jack Jackson Jackington May 16, 2018
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Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.
You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!
by Zebboatstard March 27, 2021
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human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.
Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'
by urbanhobolube April 04, 2016
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human kind

human kind is retarded
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