Homework

Something you should be doing right now. Also known as a cruel punishment gave by teachers who are unaware their students have social lives.

Teacher- Sabrina, wheres your homework?
Sabrina- My dog ate it...?
Teacher- YOUR GOING TO STAY IN FOR RECESS UNTIL YOU FINISH IT
Also, making sure your schedule stays crazy, it looks a little like mine.
6:30 AM- Wake up and get ready
7:10 AM- I go to school
7:15 AM- I arrive at school
4:00 PM- I get out of school (When theres no detention)

Now rinse, wash, and repeat.

by ♛♛Queen♛♛ January 23, 2015

Math Homework

A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.

“Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”

by TheShieldGuy January 29, 2019

summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.

I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.

by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016

doing some homework

An addict/alcoholic who has relapsed.

"You haven't seen me at meetings for months becuase I was out doing some homework."

by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004

Homework

What you're procrastinating from doing right now.

I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself

by Silver145 November 7, 2013

Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap

Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!

by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014

Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014