The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.
Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY
by A lonely guy July 01, 2011
also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).
Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??
Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.
Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.
by HoboStalker June 09, 2007
by Sven_dawg September 23, 2004
person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye
person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
person2: ye
person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 05, 2009
noun+adjective.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.
kick that gay hairy hobo until he nearly dies then throw him out of a helicopter (if you want to touch something so bad)
by tomlang April 08, 2007
The act on upon seeing a dead or seeing two dead homeless or otherwise unemployed citizens on the overpass while on a school trip to Wachington D.C.
When I saw a dead hobo on the overpass in Wachington D.C. Very shocking. My friends still dont believe me.
by Leanne Pratt November 28, 2003
Someone who uses crowd sourcing on social media sites like Facebook to try to get people to go fund them for bullshit items.
Examples of someone being a digital hobo:
Hi everyone just discovered a new love for Oreos " click to go fund my addiction"
Or
Lost $10,000 to lotto tickets "click to go fund me so I can earn my money back"
Hi everyone just discovered a new love for Oreos " click to go fund my addiction"
Or
Lost $10,000 to lotto tickets "click to go fund me so I can earn my money back"
by ExplicitEm November 22, 2016