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Head split dive incident 

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."

head splinter 

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
head splinter by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010
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head ass nigga 

Anyone who fucked a whore and thought they were her first. Usually some one with a fuckboy name
Gavin: I got layed last night....
Jack: By who?
Gavin: Mary, i was were first...so i had to go slow.

Jack: Head ass nigga!! I fucked mary last summer...TWICE!!
head ass nigga by Badcat007 December 8, 2015

Head waps 

The act of a person getting head while driving
That chick gave me head waps and it was so good i crashed during the orgasim
Head waps by Johnnnnny May 13, 2007

head's gone 

When you lose interest, become depressed, dispondant or angry.
"have you heard from Dicky P lately?" "No, can't get hold of him, his head's gone since his mrs left him"
head's gone by Dicky p June 16, 2014

head giver 

(n.) One who freely gives blow jobs to anyone who makes the right impression. Most chicks, but not all swallow. Look for signs of blondness to identify head givers and swallowers.

antonym: feminazi, dyke, hairy-leg lesbo feminist type
I was such a head tuner, that all the head givers can and let me titty-fuck them while I stuck my collosal manhood in thier mouths.
head giver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Head Pusher 

A guy who pushes a girls head during a blowjob
I liked Owen until I realized he was a head pusher
Head Pusher by Ellena K January 11, 2021