Grimoire

Grimoire is the ultimate female orbiting entity. if a new girl joins, she’s already added them. Known for being a somali demon.

"A girl joined? Let me guess, grimoire already orbiting?"

by Nichevillian November 24, 2025

captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009

musique guimauve

It an alias for Synthetic Pop music.

have you seen this band they play musique guimauve.

by guendril June 13, 2010

A-Guidopon

the agreement between two people that establishes someones guido percentage.

"Ayo Johnny rockets dude over there is a guido." "Helz yea dat mofo definatly a guido." "glad we could A-guidopon that shit!

by Snookopheliac April 24, 2011

nick guiomar

Hypebeast

He’s a hypebeast nick guiomar he has a supreme shirt

by Nick guiomar June 5, 2018

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 4, 2022