gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

Groel

To grow steadily and predictably, but still managing to get out of hand and unmanageable.

You know... I know she's my step sister, but the feelings I felt were groeling and sooner or later...

by Dude with Coffee October 24, 2008

grovered

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy. See also: nigger rig; half-assed;

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I grovered it with a coat hanger."

by hoeindabum August 22, 2008

gravel bucket

Pertaining to a particularly toothy/rough/bony-throated blowjob, ultimately resulting in excruciating pain, bruising, and potential scratches/cuts to one's member

Last night was horrible... I feel like I got raped by a gravel bucket!

by losingfaith March 26, 2011

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

Groovelocity

The speed at which one can get his or her groove on.

When Sheila goes to the club, it doesn't take her long to achieve maximum groovelocity.

by nofax1 February 26, 2013

GroverWeek

GroverWeek = 1,000 Weeks = 1 KiloWeek
Any questions?

I'm done with that girl! I won't ask her out again for a GroverWeek.

by psuedochicken November 7, 2013