Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.

Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”

Greasy Railroad by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021

Greasy bap 

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS

look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap

Greasy bap by CjBoy October 8, 2021

Greasy topless 

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

Greasy topless by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

greasy raccoon 

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

greasy raccoon by Quadzi November 30, 2021

greasy susan

A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places

About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)

greasy susan by Rosie burns December 29, 2021

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

Greasy Spatula by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

Greasy night 

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

Greasy night by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022