greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

greasy

(noun) A really obese woman who has to use Crisco in the doorway to fit through it.

Melissa is most definitely a greasy

by mrsuperloco September 27, 2014

greasy

an adjective usually used to describe a nub of some kind... (usually arrogant and/or assholish)

jonathan heaven riley

"man, what a gresy nige..."

by an admirer April 5, 2003

Greasy Jennifer

V: when you piss in a girls butt and then she slides on the ground as the piss comes out imitating a snail

Dude, I thought there was a snail on the ground, but it was just Jessica pulling a greasy Jennifer

by Stinky Dan February 15, 2021

Greasy

When someone is dirty (not so hygeinic) and/or can be used to say someone is a jerk, who shouldn't be trusted.

"He is not invited. He's greasy as hell"

by hannah13 October 17, 2007

Greasy

A skanky whore who stinks up the internet instead of doing housework. Contact with this nasty whore should be avoided at all costs. She is an ass-munch.

Greasy is the skankiest whore ever.

by mamadred April 15, 2005