pussy goatee

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

by Stelleah July 23, 2014

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

by tgoli September 28, 2018

Billy goated

When a woman forces a males beard inside of her hoohaa to stimulate her squirter to poroxide the man hair to claim him as her "billy goat " hence being billy goated

"I billy goated my husband now I own him "

by George420 September 14, 2019