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Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021
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2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.
“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”
by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021
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Grumpy Garfield

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield
by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021
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The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance
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Junior Garfia

Junior is a boy that is ripped out of his mind. All the girls had a crush on him at one point but was always too cool for them. He is very strong and tall and loves to play sports. He is known for being called daddy and likes to give swerlys to mason. He is also the best clash royal player out of all his friends.
Junior Garfia is cool.
by ada wd awd November 23, 2021
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Lumpy Garfields

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields
by sittinherebored November 24, 2021
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Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).
Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.
by localmenkisser January 17, 2022
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