When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
Get the Glory Mess mug.Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
Get the a guy who lives in his glory days mug.3 Glory Holes is a 3-month-old girl made in Ceramics. She is possessed by 3 demons named Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Satan. She has 3 Glory
Holes.
Holes.
*on ome.tv* Hey, do you wanna see something?
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
*shows three glory holes* Her name is three glory holes!
by dixondallas119 July 30, 2024
Get the Three Glory Holes mug.The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.
E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).
"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".
"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).
"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".
"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).
"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".
"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).
"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".
"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).
"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
Get the glory days effect mug.A hole that men and women like to have sex through to make the experience really mysterious and surprising and social distance
by DaGeorgiefromIT February 2, 2023
Get the Glory Hole mug.A redundant insult that is used by fans of poorly performing football clubs to call out fans of clubs that perform better than their own in order to make excuses for their own petty bitterness.
Look at all those Arsenal, Man Utd/City fans, they're all a bunch of glory supporters and only support them because they're constantly winning. My team is facing relegation each season so that makes me a real football fan, unlike those posers.
(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)
(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)
by Your mum's pseudonym February 11, 2023
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