big grandma

A baby mama's mama that is grandpaing baby mama sweet child.

Thats big grandma but don't tell little daddy

by BigMamaSweetAss November 20, 2007

Naked Grandma

Something you don't want to walk in on if you want to keep your sanity. Wrinkly as shit. Gives you 50 years of nightmares, HIV, aids, etc.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW YOUR NAKED GRANDMA RAPING A HOMELESS GUY ON THE STREET!!! RUN AUSTIN RUN!!!

by ya mum69 November 3, 2013

If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

by Omri April 27, 2005

Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.

Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.

by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017