Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!

Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!

by the real Goobic April 13, 2024

straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Goo goobie

A word used when a person doesn't want to give a proper answer to a question.

person1: "Did you murder 5 people on October 3rd 2024?"
person2: "Goo goobie"

by googledebunker January 18, 2025

The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.

“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”

by anonymous February 13, 2025

People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America

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People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 22, 2025

Gabba Gabba Goobie

an unaffiliated sorority at the university of Wisconsin-Madison. The Students at the university claim that out of all the sororities, Gabba Gabba Goobie is the top tier sorority. Most Girls in other sororities dream about their days where they can have fun without rules, and that's what Gabba Gabba Goobie strives to do.

Derek: "what sorority are you apart of?"
Tayler: "Only the best one, Gabba Gabba Goobie."

Derek: "Wow that's only the coolest thing ever!"

by littlepal123 October 9, 2022

The Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion

The Bird Brain "Glorious" rebellion was a attempted rebellion by the Bird Brain "Glorious" to create a better Bird Brain Empire. The leader of this rebellion, Toybvnn, thought it would be a great idea to rebel from their country because "it wasn't talked about anymore." She insulted the empire, calling them toxic & idiots, thinking they wouldn't care. The leader of the Bird Brain Empire, Sinister, found out about this rebellion and demanded them to stop, especially considering that they're trying to make fun of what Sinister created. They didn't listen to this warning, trying to attack. They never attacked but the Bird Brains attacked by sending a raid to these rebels. A few hours after this raid happened, the rebel leader officially surrendered, making a half-assed apology on the situation.

(i can't think of an example sentence at the moment for the Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion)

by estonian.empireballs June 17, 2023