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super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
by illgamer97 July 20, 2012
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Fried Rice

A derogatory term used to describe people of Asian decent. In particular, Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.
I like this neighborhood but there is a lot of fried rice moving in.

I don't mind going over to visit Tokyo, but there are fried rice everywhere
by Woodstock898989 August 16, 2009
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Deep Fried

High from smoking marijuana, usually used to describe a feeling where nothing seems real and you are deep in thought about life, or astonished/ mentally overtaken with your thoughts or high experiences or feelings.
Me: Dude, I just envisioned the reason for all life.
Stoner Buddy: Man you're deep fried
by ce123 August 2, 2006
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fried

The driver turned out to be fried. He was arrested immediately.
by Light Joker March 8, 2006
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The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.
Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!
by Atessa September 16, 2008
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Fried Banana

Fried Banana: (sexual act) When you're fu*king a girl from behind, pull out and cum on her ass as she farts and you light it!!! "KABOOOM! The Fried Banana!!!"
"Hey you remember that chick Shirley from the laundromat last week? Yeah well I took her home and gave her the Fried Banana!!" -some douche
by JG Trayne April 24, 2013
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Fried Ass

Some thing that smells like burnt toast and swamp ass

Defined by: Chris Bove
That huge bitch smells like fried ass!
by Dirnaughty August 4, 2017
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