floofy pupperino

A floofy pupperino is a pupperino that is floofier than it is tall

omg that is such a floofy pupperino!

by YOUR OPINION IS TRASH January 16, 2020

Floppycorn

Flacid penis freshly detached from human body, immediately reattached to same human's forehead.

I caught my man cheating on me, so I chopped off his penis and attached it to his forehead thus making him a floppy unicorn. A Floppycorn if you will.

by Sinfullydivine March 9, 2020

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

flompy flimpy

a weird word that just means.... well idk

Person 1: Why wont you put you money in your pockets?

Person 2: They're too flompy flimpy

by ileikchikennuggets123456 October 16, 2020

Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

Floopa

Bree is a loser

Bree is a fat loser

This is a floopa

by BreesFat August 26, 2021

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022