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garlic fingers 

Smelly fingers for no apparent reason.
Helen: I have garlic fingers!

Kat: Did you put them in a Kiev?
garlic fingers by Yakob88 May 26, 2009

4 fingers up 

you get a crazy amount of females
Charlie throws up 4 fingers up every day
4 fingers up by Shahsbsb May 7, 2022

Dick fingers 

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.
Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

Jew Fingers 

A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.
Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.
Jew Fingers by Jokers_Law February 4, 2010

diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.
"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."
diarrhea of the fingers by pixieJen February 24, 2007

Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.
Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.
Cat Got Your Fingers by Oreo cream September 22, 2009