feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

Orchid Fever

when a westerner becomes seriously attracted or drawn to Thailand and/or Thai culture

Tom went to Thailand for a holiday and has come back with a dose of Orchid Fever.

by rabbler September 4, 2009

jingle fever

When a person has a deep attraction for the holidays, particularly Chirstmas.

Did you hook up with Sally at that Christmas party?

Nah dawg she was to busy singing Chirstmas Carols and drinking eggnog.

Damn, she has jingle fever.

by holidaytimeeyeh December 20, 2010

Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

Powder Fever

Used as an excuse for ditching school/work at the last-minute to go skiing/snowboarding. Most commonly used the day after a snowstorm so that you can ski/board on some nice fresh powder.

I can't make it into work today; I've got powder fever.

I called in sick with powder fever so I could go ski some fresh tracks at Vail.

by Sir_Big_Bad February 19, 2011

inbox fever

Waiting for a specific important reply, making you nervously obsess about your inbox.

- Talking to Herpina has given me inbox fever, this is just not worth it !!

by golden hornline March 27, 2013