Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Failed

You have failed at something.

tHe aNtS:😡🐜

Man, I failed last weeks math test.

Dude. It was the ants😡🐜

by InEedMyfO0dn0w September 10, 2019

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

(FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions

The MANY bad definitions and failed words created and published on this site.

Many of these can be seen on this site.

Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're

A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
E. Something that makes not even a modicum of sense but get's posted anyway because some people want to express themselves with nothing creative, original or intelligent to express.

God,Several Joint Liability,black,black people,prolebrity,Lap Hog,dorkus malorkus,woman are examples of (FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions.

by Black King X June 16, 2014

Nate Fields

The act gargling horse semen

Wow you can really Nate fields that horse

by CQuintana52 May 25, 2016

the field

The area all around us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.

We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the field, Danced The New Dream, and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.

by Exploring Joy September 21, 2017

salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008