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patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
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Friday the 17th

O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.
Friday the 17th
by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023
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stunna friday

the day you look as hot as you can, the day you wear your best gear,jewelry,clothes, dress to impress day
by MYHAAW May 14, 2011
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Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW
Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?
by BugClappa September 29, 2023
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Friday Eve

Friday Eve is a tradition founded by Jessi M, it is celebrated by a group of MATURE group of year 11's from a Hornsea tribe. This tribe is called the ALRIGHT CHEIF tribe. They love to celebrate Friday Eve by annoying the scary year 10's that have a mighty skelatron that has been tormenting others for decades. Friday Eve is a special time of the week to spend with friends, people should be more aware of this celebration and should enjoy it.
What day is it?

It's Friday Eve!!
by Big man jessi m October 1, 2019
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Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.
by da ho April 2, 2010
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Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.
I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.
by SV April 22, 2005
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