April Fail

There are 2 definitions for this:

1) When a complete dickhead tries to play an April Fool's joke on you after midday on the 1st April, or any other time of the year. This becomes obvious when the dickhead says 'April Fools!' after trying to trick you.

2) Anyone that tries to play an April Fool's joke on you, but you see right through it, and to top things off, they say 'April Fools!' anyway, which is just dumb.

1) Dickhead: Hey Chris, you dropped your ipod?
Chris: Did I? *Looks back*
Dickhead: *Slaps Chris over the back of the head* April Fools!
Chris: It's May, dumbass. God, what an April Fail...

2) On April the 1st, this dude comes up to me and tells me my bag's open. Being cautious, I know it's an April Fools joke and just sneer at him. Then, he shouts 'April Fool!' and starts laughing like a retard. That guy's an April Fail!

by April_Failproof April 3, 2009

That's what she failed.

A phrase that, while beginning in such a fashion as may warrant the proud declaration, "That's what she said," comes to be unusable in a sexual context, thus being a fail.

"It was really huge...but a good book overall."
"That's what she......failed."

"It was so hard to come up with examples"
"That's what she failed."

by Limonchikov August 9, 2009

Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).

Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!

by ilvoce October 14, 2009

Fail Grenade

A pretty failed grenade that doesn't explode. Whoever throws a fail grenade is a n00b and is instantly pwned.

Soldier 1: Grenade!!!

Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.

Everyone: FAIL!

by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL

She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.

by sportsman333 October 10, 2009

Faileron

A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.

The airplane can bank because of its ailerons, but Mongeese can't because they have failerons.

by Jewpeg and Wpeg August 8, 2010

failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.

On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.

by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010