Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013

chelby foster

Is a loyal, bomb ass person who is everybody's best friend and is always lit as fuck. They keep it real and is insane as fuck.

Chelby Foster is an insane bomb ass loyal bitch!

by dncslv✂ July 23, 2017

amelia foster

A beautiful girl who is smart, kind, funny, and brave.

Look at her! She is such an Amelia Foster

by blastmaster13 November 21, 2017

Skye Foster

Otherwise known as sf-dawg, she is the embodiment of all memes known to mankind. She is an innovator, a revolutionary, some might even say a saint. And she is most certainly NOT gay. Some her greatest accomplishments include when sf-dawg fell, getting attacked by a German Shepherd, and you know she had to do it to em¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DAMN SKYE FOSTER REALLY HIT THAT YEET

by Skye Foster January 24, 2018

JANELLE FOSTER

The most beautiful girl I have ever seen aka she is my bitch ass sister, and we gonna kill the bce

I love Janelle foster

by Janelle foster December 4, 2018

Billy Foster

Billy Foster is the worst person you can ever meet. Billy also thinks he is more important than you and is Big-headed. He’s aggressive, bossy, hostile and bitchy. Finally he’s lazy, weak, gullible, cowardly. He even use to play games on a fucking toaster.Most of all he puts music commands in the main channel .

That Guy is such a Billy Foster

by PlsCallMeJimmy January 13, 2019

Chris Foss

A Greek God. Known to obtain the Greek Hammer. Can dance to the Greek beats, will trick you into buying a new ride.

I want to be a Chris Foss when I grow up.

by Booflob June 25, 2019