An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.
Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?
Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.
Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.
by surfer--- April 15, 2008
verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee
john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt
by shortangryjew March 10, 2009
a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.
Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.
The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.
The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.
"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."
"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."
by Tominsky September 29, 2011
A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
by NonSen November 25, 2009
When a girl has diarrhea and a guy puts his dick in her ass and jerks off in circles until ejaculation.
by TheKingOfZ July 06, 2017
99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
by hellomimoto August 16, 2010
Office code for sex and spending the night with a new love interest. Derived from, "stayed the night...we made coffee in the morning."
Coworker 1: "Elizabeth, How was your date last night?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
by danielizabethlily January 11, 2008