Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.
Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
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I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter
How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that
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The prettiest girl ever starts with an s
Sarah

She means the world to me and is a blessing, i love her with all my heart
‘who’s that’

‘that’s the prettiest girl to ever exist
oooh that’s sarah!’
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Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."
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Joshua/the best person ever

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.
Joshua/the best person ever is cool
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