Hate-edge

It's worse than being Straight-edge. You like to hate people that like having fun. Being Hate-edge, you spend most your time shoving your straight-edge views down other people's throats and constantly bitch about how you will have no life if you drink or smoke. A lot of Hate-edges would even be obnoxious enough to go out and get shitty-looking Straight-edge tattoo's and flaunt them around to everybody despite how much other people could give a shit less. Also If you are Hate-edge, around 50% of your MySpace should consist about you talking about how your Straight-edge and how if you smoke a cigarette, you are gross and a loser but by being a Hate-edge it actually makes you a loser in today's social standards. Because being Hate-edge is frowned upon in today's society, Hate-edgers must conjole together in order to prevent them from getting their asses kicked and also sticking together to discuss how perfect they are.

Hate-edgers:
John: Dude you're not going to believe this!
Mike: What?
John: I found Tim smoking a cigarette the other day!
Mike: Dude he's definitely going to be a college drop-out!
John: I know!
Mike: You wanna go bitch him out by leaving 3538490 hate comments on his MySpace?
John: Yeah yeah!
Mike: Yeah! But he blocked my other 13 profiles I made because I did it to him before...
John: Hmmmm... Who's countin'!? We can make a 14th profile and do it some more!
Mike: Yeah yeah!
John: Yeah!
Mike: Yeah!

by skimmilkk January 19, 2009

straight edge

a common ploy used by teens in order to seem innocent, but in reality it is very much a paradox.

"Yo, I'm straight edge," John says as he is consuming his third bottle of gin that night.

by Kzilla May 8, 2005

Rough edge

Where the end of a man's penis is not smooth but it's bumpy or rough

Kyle's penis is such a rough edge

by Penis lover165 April 29, 2015

Microsoft Edge

Browser released by Microsoft in 2015 to replace Internet Explorer in Windows 10. Used the proprietary EdgeHTML rendering engine (which was a fork of MSHTML from IE) to render pages faster than IE and was more compatible with HTML5 standards than the MSHTML rendering used in IE.
In 2018, Microsoft started developing codename "Anaheim", the successor to Edge, which they didn't even try to make. This new version copied code from Google Chromium (open-source version of Chrome) and CEO Satya Nadella said that was because "the product needed to be better and pushed for replacing its in-house rendering engine with an open source one." In 2019 and 2020, Chromium Edge was rolled out in beta testing and was marketed heavily towards the end of 2020 and into 2021 (popup advertising Microsoft Edge, no close button, only "Get started"). As of today, Microsoft is yet to surpass Chrome in browser market share (Chrome: 63%, Edge: 10%)

Bro I just used Microsoft Edge to download Chrome 57% faster than IE, even though I WERE ALREADY USING CHROME IN SOME FORM

by 2Fax4U August 28, 2022

edgy mc edge

anyone who is a bit *too* edgy . Anyone who likes black clothes and grunge things are an edgy edgelord, on their way to being an edgy mc edge. females with the name sarah most likely are an edgy mc edge.

man sarah is such an edgy mc edge

by AriannaCantWrite February 19, 2019

straight edge

Some one who thinks that they are so cool that they don't need drink, drugs or casual sex. they feel that they are above it.

why are you all drinking, im too cool for that. I'm so un-cool that im cool!

by anti-anti-emo May 25, 2005

straight edge sex

straight edge sex is non existant.

straight edge kids are abstinent.....therefore, straight edge sex doesn't happen.

by jazzwima June 17, 2006