1 definition by skimmilkk

Hate-edge

It's worse than being Straight-edge. You like to hate people that like having fun. Being Hate-edge, you spend most your time shoving your straight-edge views down other people's throats and constantly bitch about how you will have no life if you drink or smoke. A lot of Hate-edges would even be obnoxious enough to go out and get shitty-looking Straight-edge tattoo's and flaunt them around to everybody despite how much other people could give a shit less. Also If you are Hate-edge, around 50% of your MySpace should consist about you talking about how your Straight-edge and how if you smoke a cigarette, you are gross and a loser but by being a Hate-edge it actually makes you a loser in today's social standards. Because being Hate-edge is frowned upon in today's society, Hate-edgers must conjole together in order to prevent them from getting their asses kicked and also sticking together to discuss how perfect they are.

Hate-edgers:
John: Dude you're not going to believe this!
Mike: What?
John: I found Tim smoking a cigarette the other day!
Mike: Dude he's definitely going to be a college drop-out!
John: I know!
Mike: You wanna go bitch him out by leaving 3538490 hate comments on his MySpace?
John: Yeah yeah!
Mike: Yeah! But he blocked my other 13 profiles I made because I did it to him before...
John: Hmmmm... Who's countin'!? We can make a 14th profile and do it some more!
Mike: Yeah yeah!
John: Yeah!
Mike: Yeah!

by skimmilkk January 20, 2009