Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

dry busting

When your up all night having sex and you think you are cumming and nothing comes out

Man I was with this sliz last night she rode me all night till I was dry busting

by Big Daddy 2018 February 4, 2018

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022