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distitoris

"Did you hear what happened? It was pretty distitotous."

"Yup, sounded pretty distitoris."
by MEEEE!!!!!!! January 25, 2025
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Distaint

(n.) disdain, but in actuality the person using the word is the real disdainful one
"I feel nothing but distaint for you, you disgusting pig!"
by swiffy101 March 4, 2026
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Discriminate

You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"

Hym "My feet hurt."

Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"

Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?

Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"

Hym *Looks at Elon*

Jew *Steals wallet*

Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"

Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"

Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."

Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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Disorientationalism

The philosophy, belief and practice of becoming disorientated
Dave is an avid solo caver. Dave is a practitioner of Disorientationalism. He has become lost down there since time immemorial.
by Cringewagon April 13, 2025
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diseries

(pronounced daɪ-sirēz) a series made up of two installments
"She was planning to write a sequel to her original work, making it a diseries."
by SquashedBugg September 13, 2025
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Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.
Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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