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by OmegaReal April 24, 2025
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Tenerife disaster

On the 27th march, 1977, two 747s collided and 583 people died. They were a KLM 747-206B and a Pan Am 747-121. The cause was low visibility, rushing to take off and poor communication. 70 initially survived but 9 died due to injuries later so 61 survived in the end.
The Tenerife disaster was the worst aviation accident in history.
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PR Disaster

A PR disaster is a situation where a persons public image is damaged due to an event or action that triggers negative attention and long-term reputational harm.
It was funny until someone pulled out their phone. Then it became a PR disaster.”
by TommyTooManyNames December 13, 2025
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
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