by Derdader December 27, 2008
Get the 2 Defence mug.1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.
The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021
Get the Penguin Defence Force (PDF) mug.Someone who can't shut the f*ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr*p. Defends things to the last.
People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.
Can be a mainstreamphobic.
People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.
Can be a mainstreamphobic.
Person 1- Hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!
by mrdeadsexy November 21, 2011
Get the Over Compulsive Defence Disorder mug.a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
by JCQ December 9, 2007
Get the defence mug.The war defensive of the aggressors was defeated by the peace offensive of the peaceniks.
war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace
war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace
by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011
Get the war defensive mug.A strange and insane person who has a very peculiar obession over Secret Squirrel, Cyborg 009, Earthbound, sugar, and likes the videogame character Ness. Unforunely the person doesn't like Sailor Moon.
by Crystal Maskuia September 17, 2003
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