devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy

girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."

by unknown to him... October 21, 2018

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

baby deener glamour puss

Young genius scallywag lite footed man

Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!

by Didrah November 17, 2020

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021

The Deeter

A homosexual man who gropes small children and is extremely racist as well as being gay and fat.

"I saw the Deeter out in public today. Holy shit he is fat! He needs a shower too..."

by YAchuu January 29, 2023