Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

danger box

That vagina you KNOW has a lot of disease.

Dude I can't believe you raw dogged that chick, she's got a danger box man.

by Rouxrice May 27, 2023

The Danger

Someone who is not "IN" danger but is The Danger himself.

Person 1: Let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger.
Person 2: I am not in danger Skylar, I am THE DANGER!

by The Danger Himself September 24, 2022

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019