Poopsie Daisy 

1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.

1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.

Poopsie Daisy by tunarat February 24, 2014

Lazy Daisy 

Being lazy and enjoying it.

She was sitting on the couch being a lazy daisy.

Lazy Daisy by Ryan6789 December 23, 2021

You're a daisy if you do 

You're dead if you do. Daisy is a reference to "Pushing up the daisies" or "pushing daisies" which means you are dead.

Frank McLaury: "I've got you now... you son of a bitch!"

Doc Holiday: you're a daisy if you do!

You're a daisy if you do by 9kindsofawesome January 7, 2011

fresh as a fucking daisy 

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

fresh as a fucking daisy by Badboy August 27, 2003

Pooh Daisy 

Some half witted, midget-spooning dumbfuck who's not worthy of being ordained a full-fledged asshole.

That can't-win-when-it-counts, sniveling, slobbering choke artist Peyton Manning is a closet queen POOH DAISY and won't ever sniff a Superbowl.

Pooh Daisy by Jmac...bitches January 11, 2007

upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.

i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!

upsy daisy bage by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Soddy-Daisy milk pale 

When a woman lays on her back and pulls her legs up to her chest and her male partner sits on the back of her legs while masterbating.Upon climax (for him) she spreads her legs and vagina lips and lets him point his penis downward (while squatting) and ejaculate into her vagina.

I would love to Soddy-Daisy milk pale that girl!

Soddy-Daisy milk pale by Peeping Thom January 8, 2007