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Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011
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deuchebaggety

a word used to decribe a sentence or gesture. if someone says or does something deuchbaggety, it refers to them as being a deuchebag.
tyler: oh man will, GET PWND!!
will: tyler, that was deuchebaggety
by i think my name is will January 30, 2007
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Douchbag

the true defination referrs to a bag in which contains vaginal discharge
The girl gushed her vaginal discharge into a douchbag...
by Richard July 10, 2003
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douchebaggie

someone who isnt quite douchebaggish enough to be called a douchebag but partakes in enough douchebaggery to be a called a little bit of a douche.
John: hey when did eric decide to start acting like a douchebag?
Michael: last week
John: what a little douchebaggie.
by missbossybooty July 3, 2009
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Douchebagitis

a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis
by oohnooo February 19, 2010
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douchebagatastic

an action or person who is of an epic douchebag degree
"hey steve guess what"
"what?"
"im moving"
"really?"
"no"
"thats douchebagatastic"
by Micro8s October 16, 2009
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douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.
"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."
by llbean27 January 9, 2010
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