Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 01, 2021

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time February 27, 2016

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 08, 2018

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 17, 2020

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 29, 2016

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018